What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:46
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
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A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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